What do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
How did the tree get lost?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What sport are eggs the best at?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?