What do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
What do you call a short cow?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why was the dog overweight?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?