Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Which bug is related to you?
How do you make a bandstand?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What words make the best athletes?
What type of car do planets buy?