Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do nosey peppers do?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?