What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do cats give such great massages?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.