What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?