What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Where do you take sick ponies?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why is the number 4 so smart?