Why is it hard to hire a clown?
They have big shoes to fill.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Where do polar bears vote?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?