Why is it hard to hire a clown?
They have big shoes to fill.
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What bird is losing its hair?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why was the bunny upset?
What kind of water does an angel like?