Why is it hard to hire a clown?
They have big shoes to fill.
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?