Why was the man stuck at the party?
He couldn't get past the elephant in the room.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What is the coolest country?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Which relative loves rice?