Why was the man stuck at the party?
He couldn't get past the elephant in the room.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What siblings are always sad?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's a frog's favorite year?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do naked fish play with?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did summer catch autumn?