Why was the man stuck at the party?
He couldn't get past the elephant in the room.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Which bug is related to you?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?