What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Sleep.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What animal knows kung fu?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Where do vampires keep their money?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
How do football players deal with their problems?