What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Sleep.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What makes music in your hair?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?