What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Sleep.
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why are trees always so positive?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
How are mountains able to see?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?