Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
What do you give a sick pig?
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What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why do cats love to work?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?