Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How do fleas travel?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?