Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What country has the most fish?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?