Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?