Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?