Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?