What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
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What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What shape is bad at driving?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?