What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?