What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?