What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?