What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What's black and white and red all over?
What reads and lives in an apple?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What animal knows kung fu?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?