What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?