Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?