Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What is a table you can eat?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why is summer always sad?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?