Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What is the color of the wind?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?