How did the toad die?
He croaked.
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What kind of store would a dog own?