How did the toad die?
He croaked.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?