What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
The Prontosaurus.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?