What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
The Prontosaurus.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?