What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
The Prontosaurus.
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What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What animals make the best students?