What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
A peak experience.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the confused bee say?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?