What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
The chow chow slide.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How can you farm during the winter?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?