What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
The chow chow slide.
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What day is your mom always right?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
When do cows get tired?