What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
The chow chow slide.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How long will dinner be?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?