How do frogs get to work?
They hop to it.
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?