OK, that's enough fish puns.
It's time to scale back.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why was the broom late for school?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do fish do at parades?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why was the spider so smart?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?