What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Her purrrse.
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why was the bee sad?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?