What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Her purrrse.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How long will dinner be?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?