What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Her purrrse.
What's the laziest vegetable?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?