Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why do math teachers love March?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?