Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?