Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How do you make a cow float?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the foal cough?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What shape is bad at driving?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What makes pirates such good singers?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?