Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
How does a cow do math?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What shape has a knighthood?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
I'm not a bad putter.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?