Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
She never developed it.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do math teachers eat?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?