Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
She never developed it.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Which musician loves to make chili?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?