What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What car can't keep a secret?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
When should you start writing a book?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?