What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What tree has the most bark?
What's a henway?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?