What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How do you wash a lamb?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Where do kittens go to school?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?