How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
I lava you.
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Where do stars go to college?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do math teachers love hiking?