How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
I lava you.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Where does cheese invest its money?