How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
I lava you.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
When do mice play every day?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Which is the worst season?