How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
I lava you.
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?