Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?