Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What car can't keep a secret?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?