Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What condiment has wings?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
It's allergy season again?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How do snowmen get information?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why are grandkids so great?