Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Because his old job just gave him the boot!
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why is winter considered holy?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Which elf is the best singer?