What makes pirates such good singers?
They can hit the high Cs!
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What condiment has wings?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where does laundry go to college?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How do fireflies start a race?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...