What makes pirates such good singers?
They can hit the high Cs!
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why do bees gossip?