How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why was the cow afraid?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do cows like to dance to?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is another name for a cow?