How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
How did the tree feel in spring?
Which former US President was always cold?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?