Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
He traveled a lot.
What do you call octopus twins?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?