Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
He traveled a lot.
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?