Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
He traveled a lot.
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?