Why do trees try new things so often?
Because every autumn, they turn over a new leaf.
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why was the math book sad?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What is the coolest country?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?