Why do trees try new things so often?
Because every autumn, they turn over a new leaf.
Where do horses reside?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why are books always so angry?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a silly hill?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
When do mice play every day?