Why do trees try new things so often?
Because every autumn, they turn over a new leaf.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Which former US President was always cold?