How do trees get access to the internet?
Easy, they just log in.
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do elves learn in school?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?