How do trees get access to the internet?
Easy, they just log in.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What did March say to the madness?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?