Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse.
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Someone stole my mood ring!
When do cows get tired?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why do some people love eating snails?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?