Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse.
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What nationality are most fish?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?