Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?