If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Where do termites go camping?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?