If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's the noisiest food?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?