If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why are turtles so shy?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why is the number 4 so smart?