If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call the king of vegetables?