Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?