Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What siblings are always sad?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What was the first animal in space?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why are all priests fit?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?