Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What are baby potatoes called?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?