Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why do cats love to work?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Which computer won the talent show?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?