What shape is bad at driving?
A wrecked-angle.
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What was the first animal in space?
Why do bees gossip?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?