What shape is bad at driving?
A wrecked-angle.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Who invented fractions?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?