What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A family tree.
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What is a whale's favorite sport?