What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A family tree.
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?