What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A family tree.
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Which family member is always relieved?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
How long do chickens work?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?