What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
I'm just kitten' around.
Why was the mime upset?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How does a cow do math?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why are turtles so shy?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Which state is the cleanest?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?