What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
I'm just kitten' around.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why are fish such good architects?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What game do mice love to play?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call a pig thief?