What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
I'm just kitten' around.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call the dog magician?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?