Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
It goes good with the traffic jam.
What bird is losing its hair?
Which former US President was always cold?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?