Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
It goes good with the traffic jam.
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why was the broom late for school?