Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
It goes good with the traffic jam.
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why was the bud so shy?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Which former US President was always cold?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?