Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
It goes good with the traffic jam.
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
How is cat food sold?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a fly without wings?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?