What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What words make the best athletes?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What did one plate say to the other?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How are teens like cats?