What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?