What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What country has the most fish?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What are you studying in math?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where do horses reside?
What are baby potatoes called?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call a retired vegetable?