Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
Where do kittens go to school?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How do you arrest a pig?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the echo get detention?