Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
When should you start writing a book?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What insect thinks it's a dog?