Why are boxers good comedians?
They really know their punchlines.
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What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?