Why are boxers good comedians?
They really know their punchlines.
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?