Why are boxers good comedians?
They really know their punchlines.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What is the strongest animal?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?