Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
Which insect is the smartest?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How do horses navigate at night?