What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?