What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
What game do bats excel at?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?