Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
They were egg-cellently hidden!
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What animals make the best students?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do cats eat for breakfast?