Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
They were egg-cellently hidden!
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
When does a horse talk?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why do two skunks argue?