Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
They were egg-cellently hidden!
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why are frogs always happy?
What animal has the most fun?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?