Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
They were egg-cellently hidden!
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
I broke my finger!
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What money do cats use to go shopping?