How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call the dog magician?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What is the best day to go to the beach?