How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Which subject has two parts?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What car always breaks the rules?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?