How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's the politest month?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?