What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?