What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
A book just fell on my head.
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?