What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's the noisiest food?