What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What animal has the most fun?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which animal is the most religious?