What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Which fly makes films?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How does a barber get to work?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?