What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is blue and not heavy?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Who invented fractions?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do some people love eating snails?