What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call an arctic cow?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?