What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
A boat load of hugs!
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is the most faithful insect?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why was the dog overweight?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Where would you find an elephant?