What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
A boat load of hugs!
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's the most determined bird?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?