What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
Someone stole my mood ring!
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?