What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What bee is good for your health?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?