What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
How does a squid go into battle?
How do you get kids to do something?
How much does freedom weigh?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?