What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?