Why are cats good at playing video games?
They have nine lives.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you call a vacation at home?