Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What animal loves Indian food?