Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
How do you get straight A's?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did the student always get straight A's?