Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do cats use to beat eggs?